The Dork Tower

Your nightly open thread is here, so if you want to talk about The Dark Tower, Captain America or X-Men: First Class, this is the spot, kind Kotaku reader. If you’re out of the loop, you may want to catch up on some of today’s nerd news, including the TV and film adaptation effort of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series, which will (in theory) spawn three movies and two seasons of television. Which seems crazy!(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); On the less exciting side, peeks at Captain America: The First Avenger filming and Emma Frost from yono all app the next X-Men movie are out. And… uh… I’m sure it’s going to be fine in the long run. Anyway! Let’s catch up, shall we? Stephen King’s The Dark Tower to become crazy yono all app ass series of movies and television series – Sounds incredibly expensive, but cool. Cambridge Knocks Harvard Off Top in University w69 slot League Dragon*Con missed connections on Craigslist – “If I had a TARDIS, I’d go back and make myself ask you to dinner. Temporal paradoxes be damned.” Science determines which dance moves are irresistible to the ladies – I tend to stick to just cabbage patching all night. It really works! Canada’s new speed bumps – Optical illusions of kids playing in the street.