Review Round-Up_ Week Over, Man! Week Over!!

Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen, because this week’s batch of original Kotaku reviews is in the pipe, five by rummy master five. I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean, but hey, we reviewed Aliens Vs. Predator this week.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); We also reviewed all of the following games, some of which involve guns, plus one movie which had potential to be one of the next great mythological properties, but didn’t seem to pull it off according to our editor-in-chief. SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals Fireteam Bravo 3 Review: Fire In The Hole! In which Mike Fahey enjoys the delayed satisfaction of SOCOM on the go, explains “command equity” and takes it easy. https://kotaku.com/socom-u-s-navy-seals-fireteam-bravo-3-review-fire-in-5470502 Hustle Kings Micro-Review: The Color of Fun In which Owen Good’s non-negative opinion about downloadable pool cue chalk is felt. https://kotaku.com/hustle-kings-micro-review-the-color-of-fun-5472502 Chime Review: Tune In, Drop Out In which Luke Plunkett discovers the ideal Xbox Live Arcade game to play after a night of heavy drinking—the ultimate XBLA chaser? https://kotaku.com/chime-review-tune-in-drop-out-5471644 STALKER: Call Of Pripyat Review: Third Time’s A Charm? In which Luke Plunkett gets the blue screen of death and sees red, but is soothed by the thought of telekinetic dwarves. https://kotaku.com/stalker-call-of-pripyat-review-third-times-a-charm-5473323 Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning rummy modern Thief Review: A Muddled Mess In which Brian Crecente… wait, he went to the rummy nabob movies while the rest of us were writing about video games? https://kotaku.com/percy-jackson-the-olympians-the-lightning-thief-revi-453109706 Aliens Vs. Predator Review: Too Human In which Brian Crecente discovers that to err is to have to play as the humans, but that multiplayer is divine. https://kotaku.com/aliens-vs-predator-review-too-human-5474927